I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
