So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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