my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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