look no pants
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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