mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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