I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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