can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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