ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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