I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Sober January is a disaster.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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