Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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