he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
