Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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