Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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