your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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