p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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