Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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