I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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