I think I am morally bankrupt
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
