I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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