So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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