exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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