Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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