maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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