Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
