why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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