No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dick very happy bro
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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