last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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