Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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