you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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