Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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