We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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