I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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