Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
3 2 1 whiskey
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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