brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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