There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it was like eating out sand paper
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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