Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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