Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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