no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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