It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
