is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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