How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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