Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I would fuck him just for his dog
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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