I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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