oh god the rape fog is back!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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