Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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