we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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