NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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