Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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