gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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