Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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