she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Your cock deserves a montage
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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