Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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